Every OKCupid Profile at the Same Time

It doesn't take long before you start to realize that everyone sort of puts the same things on their OKCupid profile. I'm not sure what that means about society (or about the people whose profiles I choose to read) but I decided I would try to condense them into a single profile. I'm not trying to tell anyone to do anything, or to make any particular comment. I just thought this was amusing.

Thus I present to you: every OKCupid profile, happening at the same time!

My self-summary

I'm a friendly, sensitive daydreaming go-getter who enjoys food, travel, and meeting new people. Not really sure what will happen on this site, but it's worth a try, right?

New to the big city, and still getting settled into my daily routine. It can be challenging, but it's fun.

I love soup noodles.

What I'm doing with my life

Living it. Just taking things one day at a time. I'm not a huge fan of the 9-to-5 daily grind, but it's what I'm doing at the moment, working in an office for a big company. But I love working out on the weekends, or hanging out with friends!

I'm really good at

Cooking, caring, hugs and kisses, laughing at people when they fall. And office-jobbing I hope, since they pay me to do it!

Favourite books, movies, shows, music, and food

Books: Le petit prince, song of ice and fire, LOTR, Anne of Green Gables is my absolute fav tho.

Movies: I looooooooooooove movies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Except horror because they're scary. I'll watch them, but only with a pillow to put in front of my face when it's too scary!

Shows: OTINB, Breaking Bad, Arrested Development, Sherlock

Music: I listen to everything except country, though I've been on a big Top 20 hit recently. A little bit of everything!

Food: I'll eat anything, but my favourites by far are Mexican, Italian, sushi, Indian, Korean, and sesame bagels.

The six things I could never do without

  • Coffee
  • Google
  • Passport
  • Music
  • Oxygen
  • Water

I spend a lot of time thinking about

Where and when I can go on my next trip. The future. How to make a lot of money and improve the world at the same time.

On a typical Friday night I am

Out to dinner and a quick drink at a trendy bar with friends, or curled up at home with a glass of wine and a nice book or Netflix.

You should message me if

You're not a jerk, have a good sense of humour, and think we might have a real connection.

Please note, if you're just looking for sex, move along!